Manly Fluffies

So I was making my son's bed today and he was excited to have Lightning McQueen sheets put on his bed. He and I (ok, maybe I) were enjoying the masculine race car vroom thing. So I decided to ask, "Hey Timmy, do you want big pink fluffies on your bed or ..."
"Yes." came the answer.
"Lighting McQueen sheets ..." I finished quietly, having been deflated of most of my testosterone.
I had just learned my lesson. I will *always* ask a question with my manly option *first* and my less desired option next.

I wonder sometimes if he's just smarter than me and just yanking my chain.